If your marriage lasts 25 years, I believe you deserve another "bridal" shower!

I am on my eighth set of oven mitts, my bathroom scale didn't survive the impact after being thrown against the bathroom wall, nice sheets are EXPENSIVE...these are reasons I believe by the time you are married for 25 years, you deserve another bridal shower.

Earlier this week, a bath towel disintegrated while I was using it. All that was left was loosely clustered towel molecules, hanging on to each other for dear life.  Towels? When was the last time I bought towels? I wasn't even familiar with towel name brands. Is Cannon even still around?

Also, I could use a new set of flatware. My dessert forks out-number the dinner forks, and I don't know how that happened. Likewise, I am always pulling butter knives out of the dishwasher to wash by hand. What is happening to my eating utensils?  How the heck could I be missing so many? I swear they never leave the kitchen.

Have you been to a Bed, Bath and Beyond lately? They sell gadgets and utensils I've never seen before. I don't have any of these. I believe now that I've seen them, I need them. However, I didn't find an impact-proof bathroom scale.  Someone is missing an opportunity there.

I went tonight and bought the towels I needed. They now have towels that claim they dry faster, saving energy. I went for it. They are in the washer now. I plan on timing them while they are in the dryer.

So yeah. After being married for 25 years, we deserve another bridal shower.  Stuff wears out and new cool stuff is invented that we NEED. And afterall, being married for 25 years is really something to celebrate these days, and we should get gifts!

Join me in this revolution!